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Archive for January 2017

Restitutions for 2017

Every year I go through the same mundane and idiotic ritual of listing my New Year’s resolutions. As is customary, each resolution is given a big heave-ho effort…for approximately one week.  After that week, 99% of my resolutions go down the shitter. (Note: I could have said toilet, but shitter just felt like it gave…

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