Every year I go through the same mundane and idiotic ritual of listing my New Year’s resolutions. As is customary, each resolution is given a big heave-ho effort…for approximately one week. After that week, 99% of my resolutions go down the shitter. (Note: I could have said toilet, but shitter just felt like it gave more oomph to what I really meant.
Anyway, all that said, I’ve decided to come up with three New Year restitutions–you know, having a go at fixing a few things I screwed up last year. It makes more sense to me than adding a new list of crap that I know I won’t finish. I decided to keep it simple, have it focused on what I screwed up with others instead of having the list focused on me.